"This year a piglet was in my class". "He was able to talk but once he said something very naughty". It was because he was going to the place where they turn him it to bacon. "But do you want to know what he said?". "YES". Ok he said "go away". And he went to the principal". "But the principal said to ms oinks". "I love bacon so if I let him go away like to Samoa and you ms oinks but not Mr oinks" and a mammoth of a scream but that very moment she said yes you can." 4 weeks later "ok Mr oinks it is time for bacon said the principal and Mr oinks is no more but the bacon was good". But at least piglet and ms oinks are had a fun time.